Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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