I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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