We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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