He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You took a bar mat shot.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
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Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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