in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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