Whod you bang
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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