He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Randomize
