addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
