Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Pooping to opera.
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