? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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