we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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