Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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