You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
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because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
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There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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