just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I love you. Go after that dick
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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