You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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