It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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