She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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