Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
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She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
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She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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