My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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