Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
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How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
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