Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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