She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
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Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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