i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Randomize
