It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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