3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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