I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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