I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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