When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
