sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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