were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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