took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
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Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
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He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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