Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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