Do vagina's smell?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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