is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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