i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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