Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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