I hate all girls vehemently.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
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Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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