Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
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We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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