I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
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It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
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just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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