went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
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If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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