i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
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I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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