so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
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Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Oh god it's open bar.
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