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Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
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