Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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