I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
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I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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