Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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