It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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