no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
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Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
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New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Shame is for Republicans.
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