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The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
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I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
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Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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