Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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