I need help removing her.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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