What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
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Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
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she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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