my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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