I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Randomize
