U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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