I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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